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curiousgeorge Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 193 Location: California
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject: can I use magicjack to come in and out of the matrix? |
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help!, Morpheus , I am stuck in this thing called the magicjack
do not worry Neo! we will have it fixed in no time, we will have an area code for you soon.
please hurry!, its dark and I keep hearing a bussy dial tone,I'm scared. |
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LikeMagic Dan Should Pay Me
Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 613 Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry Neo, it seems MagicJack is still in beta, we can't help you ... go down the hall and tell me if you see a firewall |
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SpamBox Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 417 Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:46 am Post subject: |
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Morpheus: [to Neo who is choosing the pink magicJack] Remember... all I'm offering is unlimited long distance. Nothing more.
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LikeMagic Dan Should Pay Me
Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 613 Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:54 am Post subject: |
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Neo, did you see the blue light? Go toward the blue light!!! |
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curiousgeorge Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 193 Location: California
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:59 am Post subject: |
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I see a line of code that reads, "registered to agent smith" |
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testing123 Dan Should Pay Me
Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Posts: 703
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:32 am Post subject: |
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"Mr. A n d e r s o nnnnn" |
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SpamBox Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 417 Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:48 am Post subject: |
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[talking to the unconscious Morpheus]
Cypher: If you'd told us the truth, we would've told you to shove that pink magicJack right up your @ss. |
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SpamBox Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 417 Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:50 am Post subject: |
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Agent Smith: Did you know that the first magicJack was designed to be a perfect VOIP? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect VOIP. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect VOIP was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the magicJack was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. |
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SpamBox Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 417 Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:52 am Post subject: |
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Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"? |
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curiousgeorge Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 193 Location: California
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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Ha ha ha!! spambox, that was a good one. |
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SpamBox Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:00 am Post subject: |
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SpamBox wrote: | Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"? |
Yeah that one even made me laugh! |
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SpamBox Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 417 Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:25 am Post subject: |
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magicJack boy: Do not try and call an international number. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
magicJack boy: There is no international number.
Neo: There is no international number?
magicJack boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the international number that calls, it is only yourself.
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SpamBox: international calling is now available, so this isn't as funny |
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LikeMagic Dan Should Pay Me
Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 613 Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Morpheus: Welcome to the real world where nothing seems real |
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LikeMagic Dan Should Pay Me
Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 613 Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:02 am Post subject: |
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Morpheus: MagicJack, is it the ONE?
Neo: I thought I was the ONE!! |
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curiousgeorge Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 193 Location: California
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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morpheus: Neo your faster than the magicjack, I dont care what customer service told you!, do you think this is air your breathing? |
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LikeMagic Dan Should Pay Me
Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 613 Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:13 am Post subject: |
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Neo: Customer service told me that I would be able to port over to the real world real soon, yes, real soon! |
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curiousgeorge Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 193 Location: California
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:45 am Post subject: |
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Morpheus: Neo "soon" in this matrix is diffrent than "soon" in the magicjack matrix.
Neo: Morpheus will I ever get to see Zion?
Morpheus: only the oracle working in the magicjack matrix has the answer. |
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curiousgeorge Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 193 Location: California
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:02 am Post subject: |
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Morpheus: Neo! I think we have an update, go towards the blue light and wait for the update to load.
Neo: How long will I have to wait?
Morpheus: not long I hope, soon Neo, soon.
Agent smith: You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson |
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Gerry_52 Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Posts: 143 Location: Denver, Colorado
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:24 am Post subject: |
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"I would think you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and wisdom." "I bring you the knowledge of soon"
Ummm...wrong movie! |
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curiousgeorge Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 193 Location: California
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:24 am Post subject: |
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Gerry_52, that sounds like the start of another good spoof for MJ forum. |
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curiousgeorge Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 193 Location: California
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:26 am Post subject: |
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Morpheus: Neo we finally have an area code for you "soon" is finally here, go towards the blue light and make sure you use 10 digits when dialing out, good luck Neo.
Neo: Thank you Morpheus! |
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gnimsh Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 165 Location: Minneapolis, MN
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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What good is a magicjack if you cannot speak? *blocks all your calls* |
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