magicJack  and magicJack Plus Support, Reviews, FAQs and Hacks Forum Index

magicJack and magicJack Plus Support, Reviews, FAQs and Hacks


magicJack and magicJack Plus Unofficial Technical Support. Your Magic Jack and Magic Jack Plus phone service information resource
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

can I use magicjack to come in and out of the matrix?



 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    magicJack and magicJack Plus Support, Reviews, FAQs and Hacks Forum Index -> The Lounge
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
curiousgeorge
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: California

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:11 pm    Post subject: can I use magicjack to come in and out of the matrix? Reply with quote

help!, Morpheus , I am stuck in this thing called the magicjack

do not worry Neo! we will have it fixed in no time, we will have an area code for you soon.

please hurry!, its dark and I keep hearing a bussy dial tone,I'm scared. Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
LikeMagic
Dan Should Pay Me


Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 613
Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry Neo, it seems MagicJack is still in beta, we can't help you ... go down the hall and tell me if you see a firewall Smile
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SpamBox
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 14 Dec 2007
Posts: 417
Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morpheus: [to Neo who is choosing the pink magicJack] Remember... all I'm offering is unlimited long distance. Nothing more.

Last edited by SpamBox on Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:46 am; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
LikeMagic
Dan Should Pay Me


Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 613
Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neo, did you see the blue light? Go toward the blue light!!!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
curiousgeorge
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: California

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see a line of code that reads, "registered to agent smith" Shocked
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
testing123
Dan Should Pay Me


Joined: 13 Nov 2007
Posts: 703

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mr. A n d e r s o nnnnn"
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
SpamBox
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 14 Dec 2007
Posts: 417
Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[talking to the unconscious Morpheus]
Cypher: If you'd told us the truth, we would've told you to shove that pink magicJack right up your @ss.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SpamBox
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 14 Dec 2007
Posts: 417
Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agent Smith: Did you know that the first magicJack was designed to be a perfect VOIP? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect VOIP. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect VOIP was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the magicJack was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SpamBox
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 14 Dec 2007
Posts: 417
Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
curiousgeorge
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: California

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha ha Laughing ha!! spambox, that was a good one.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SpamBox
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 14 Dec 2007
Posts: 417
Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpamBox wrote:
Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"?

Yeah that one even made me laugh!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SpamBox
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 14 Dec 2007
Posts: 417
Location: Rocky Mountains Front Range

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

magicJack boy: Do not try and call an international number. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
magicJack boy: There is no international number.
Neo: There is no international number?
magicJack boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the international number that calls, it is only yourself.
Quote:

SpamBox: international calling is now available, so this isn't as funny


Last edited by SpamBox on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:18 am; edited 2 times in total
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
LikeMagic
Dan Should Pay Me


Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 613
Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morpheus: Welcome to the real world where nothing seems real Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
LikeMagic
Dan Should Pay Me


Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 613
Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morpheus: MagicJack, is it the ONE?
Neo: I thought I was the ONE!!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
curiousgeorge
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: California

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

morpheus: Neo your faster than the magicjack, I dont care what customer service told you!, do you think this is air your breathing?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
LikeMagic
Dan Should Pay Me


Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 613
Location: LikeMagic Pacific NW

PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neo: Customer service told me that I would be able to port over to the real world real soon, yes, real soon! Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
curiousgeorge
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: California

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morpheus: Neo "soon" in this matrix is diffrent than "soon" in the magicjack matrix.

Neo: Morpheus will I ever get to see Zion?

Morpheus: only the oracle working in the magicjack matrix has the answer.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
curiousgeorge
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: California

PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morpheus: Neo! I think we have an update, go towards the blue light and wait for the update to load.

Neo: How long will I have to wait?

Morpheus: not long I hope, soon Neo, soon.

Agent smith: You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Gerry_52
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 143
Location: Denver, Colorado

PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I would think you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and wisdom." "I bring you the knowledge of soon"

Ummm...wrong movie!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
curiousgeorge
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: California

PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gerry_52, that sounds like the start of another good spoof for MJ forum. Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
curiousgeorge
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: California

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morpheus: Neo we finally have an area code for you "soon" is finally here, go towards the blue light and make sure you use 10 digits when dialing out, good luck Neo.

Neo: Thank you Morpheus!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
gnimsh
Dan isn't smart enough to hire me


Joined: 25 Nov 2007
Posts: 165
Location: Minneapolis, MN

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What good is a magicjack if you cannot speak? *blocks all your calls*
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message AIM Address Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    magicJack and magicJack Plus Support, Reviews, FAQs and Hacks Forum Index -> The Lounge All times are GMT - 4 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB Turbo Extended Edition © 2010, phpBB Group