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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...
only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts.
Hello Bob..
Is this the lounge?? Did I miss something?? Where is the Political section?? These happen to amuse me. Sorry if you aren't amused. I actually like these better than yours. I have yet to chuckle at any of your cartoons, so, I figured I'd help with some political humor.
What is your age, Bob? Are you even paying attention to what is going on around you?? You will probably have to deal with what you call my bad humor, as I, will have to deal with yours..Since you aren't laughing, you must not like anything negative to be said or indicated about B Obozo. You certainly got hot under the collar when I put up cartoons of Gore..
I guess I'm clinging to my bible and guns as B Obozo accused me of.
Bob, I'm a 60yo VN Vet, retired and even when I'm busy doing other things I still get PO'd about what is happening to this Country, The economy, and the Fact that B Obozo feels he has the right to fire the CEO of a private Corporation, GM. I happen to like Chevy Trucks That, my friend, is turning us into a Socialist Country..That is a first..And this idiot wont even show his Birth Certificate to prove that he is even allowed to be in the office that he is sitting in. Sorry, Its just all too damned weird to be laughing at the cute jokes, I gotta make my fun out of all this in another way..
Sorry.. Was this your thread?? You started it, maybe no one else was allowed to post in it.. Or, is it just my opinion that you don't want in your thread.. But, it IS the Lounge, after all..
I doubt that my answer even surprises you.. You didn't expect me to just quietly back out of this, did you? That's alright .. this crap ain't as much fun as before I had to explain it all to you.. So.. I'll probably just post a few more cartoons later and then leave it alone.
You done??
Is this the lounge?? Did I miss something?? Where is the Political section?? These happen to amuse me. Sorry if you aren't amused. I actually like these better than yours. I have yet to chuckle at any of your cartoons, so, I figured I'd help with some political humor.
What is your age, Bob? Are you even paying attention to what is going on around you?? You will probably have to deal with what you call my bad humor, as I, will have to deal with yours..Since you aren't laughing, you must not like anything negative to be said or indicated about B Obozo. You certainly got hot under the collar when I put up cartoons of Gore..
I guess I'm clinging to my bible and guns as B Obozo accused me of.
Bob, I'm a 60yo VN Vet, retired and even when I'm busy doing other things I still get PO'd about what is happening to this Country, The economy, and the Fact that B Obozo feels he has the right to fire the CEO of a private Corporation, GM. I happen to like Chevy Trucks That, my friend, is turning us into a Socialist Country..That is a first..And this idiot wont even show his Birth Certificate to prove that he is even allowed to be in the office that he is sitting in. Sorry, Its just all too damned weird to be laughing at the cute jokes, I gotta make my fun out of all this in another way..
Sorry.. Was this your thread?? You started it, maybe no one else was allowed to post in it.. Or, is it just my opinion that you don't want in your thread.. But, it IS the Lounge, after all..
I doubt that my answer even surprises you.. You didn't expect me to just quietly back out of this, did you? That's alright .. this crap ain't as much fun as before I had to explain it all to you.. So.. I'll probably just post a few more cartoons later and then leave it alone.
You done??


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msiam,
I am a 53 yo Air Force retiree. I don't share your political view as I think the last clown we had in office was the worst ever. But hey, this is America and you and I and millions of others have fought our battles to ensure that we have this opportunity to express our differing opinions. We need to be able to laugh at the circus that continually comes out of Washington, no matter who is in charge at the moment. I enjoy a good political cartoon; sometimes it makes us see just how foolish those characters are.
So, keep the cartoons coming, everyone. Just lay off my Obama.
I am a 53 yo Air Force retiree. I don't share your political view as I think the last clown we had in office was the worst ever. But hey, this is America and you and I and millions of others have fought our battles to ensure that we have this opportunity to express our differing opinions. We need to be able to laugh at the circus that continually comes out of Washington, no matter who is in charge at the moment. I enjoy a good political cartoon; sometimes it makes us see just how foolish those characters are.
So, keep the cartoons coming, everyone. Just lay off my Obama.
I know I didn't. It just started getting a bit cluttered, This was a fresh idea and covered my thoughts on the "idiot"..
I change them once in awhile as I get tired of them.. As Jimmy D Says.."Ah cha cha... I godda million of 'em"
I may even go back to that one.. when it will be an appropriate signature again for another stupid thing Obozo does in the future. 


The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife.

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of
belonging to the Democratic Party...
They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government
to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Colorado,
nicknamed Bearack Obearma.

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of
belonging to the Democratic Party...
They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government
to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Colorado,
nicknamed Bearack Obearma.









































