can I use magicjack to come in and out of the matrix?

curiousgeorge · Post by **curiousgeorge** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:11 pm

help!, Morpheus , I am stuck in this thing called the magicjack

do not worry Neo! we will have it fixed in no time, we will have an area code for you soon.

please hurry!, its dark and I keep hearing a bussy dial tone,I'm scared.

LikeMagic · Post by **LikeMagic** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:59 pm

Sorry Neo, it seems MagicJack is still in beta, we can't help you ... go down the hall and tell me if you see a firewall

SpamBox · Post by **SpamBox** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:46 am

Morpheus: [to Neo who is choosing the pink magicJack] Remember... all I'm offering is unlimited long distance. Nothing more.

LikeMagic · Post by **LikeMagic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:54 am

Neo, did you see the blue light? Go toward the blue light!!!

curiousgeorge · Post by **curiousgeorge** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:59 am

I see a line of code that reads, "registered to agent smith"

testing123 · Post by **testing123** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:32 am

"Mr. A n d e r s o nnnnn"

SpamBox · Post by **SpamBox** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:48 am

[talking to the unconscious Morpheus]
Cypher: If you'd told us the truth, we would've told you to shove that pink magicJack right up your @ss.

SpamBox · Post by **SpamBox** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:50 am

Agent Smith: Did you know that the first magicJack was designed to be a perfect VOIP? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect VOIP. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect VOIP was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the magicJack was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.

SpamBox · Post by **SpamBox** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:52 am

Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"?

curiousgeorge · Post by **curiousgeorge** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:57 pm

Ha ha

ha!! spambox, that was a good one.

SpamBox · Post by **SpamBox** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:00 am

SpamBox wrote:Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"?

Yeah that one even made me laugh!

SpamBox · Post by **SpamBox** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:25 am

magicJack boy: Do not try and call an international number. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
magicJack boy: There is no international number.
Neo: There is no international number?
magicJack boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the international number that calls, it is only yourself.

SpamBox: international calling is now available, so this isn't as funny

LikeMagic · Post by **LikeMagic** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:59 am

Morpheus: Welcome to the real world where nothing seems real

LikeMagic · Post by **LikeMagic** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:02 am

Morpheus: MagicJack, is it the ONE?
Neo: I thought I was the ONE!!

curiousgeorge · Post by **curiousgeorge** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:29 pm

morpheus: Neo your faster than the magicjack, I dont care what customer service told you!, do you think this is air your breathing?

LikeMagic · Post by **LikeMagic** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:13 am

Neo: Customer service told me that I would be able to port over to the real world real soon, yes, real soon!

curiousgeorge · Post by **curiousgeorge** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:45 am

Morpheus: Neo "soon" in this matrix is diffrent than "soon" in the magicjack matrix.

Neo: Morpheus will I ever get to see Zion?

Morpheus: only the oracle working in the magicjack matrix has the answer.

curiousgeorge · Post by **curiousgeorge** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:02 am

Morpheus: Neo! I think we have an update, go towards the blue light and wait for the update to load.

Neo: How long will I have to wait?

Morpheus: not long I hope, soon Neo, soon.

Agent smith: You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson

Gerry_52 · Post by **Gerry_52** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:24 am

"I would think you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and wisdom." "I bring you the knowledge of soon"

Ummm...wrong movie!

curiousgeorge · Post by **curiousgeorge** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:24 am

Gerry_52, that sounds like the start of another good spoof for MJ forum.

curiousgeorge · Post by **curiousgeorge** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:26 am

Morpheus: Neo we finally have an area code for you "soon" is finally here, go towards the blue light and make sure you use 10 digits when dialing out, good luck Neo.

Neo: Thank you Morpheus!

gnimsh · Post by **gnimsh** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:57 pm

What good is a magicjack if you cannot speak? *blocks all your calls*