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can I use magicjack to come in and out of the matrix?

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help!, Morpheus , I am stuck in this thing called the magicjack

do not worry Neo! we will have it fixed in no time, we will have an area code for you soon.

please hurry!, its dark and I keep hearing a bussy dial tone,I'm scared. :lol:
help! I am running out of USB ports!!!!!!!!
Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
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Sorry Neo, it seems MagicJack is still in beta, we can't help you ... go down the hall and tell me if you see a firewall :)
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Morpheus: [to Neo who is choosing the pink magicJack] Remember... all I'm offering is unlimited long distance. Nothing more.
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Neo, did you see the blue light? Go toward the blue light!!!
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I see a line of code that reads, "registered to agent smith" :shock:
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"Mr. A n d e r s o nnnnn"
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[talking to the unconscious Morpheus]
Cypher: If you'd told us the truth, we would've told you to shove that pink magicJack right up your @ss.
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Agent Smith: Did you know that the first magicJack was designed to be a perfect VOIP? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect VOIP. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect VOIP was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the magicJack was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.
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Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"?
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Ha ha :lol: ha!! spambox, that was a good one.
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SpamBox wrote:Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"?
Yeah that one even made me laugh!
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magicJack boy: Do not try and call an international number. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
magicJack boy: There is no international number.
Neo: There is no international number?
magicJack boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the international number that calls, it is only yourself.
SpamBox: international calling is now available, so this isn't as funny
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Morpheus: What is "coming soon"? How do you define "coming soon"?
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Morpheus: Welcome to the real world where nothing seems real :lol:
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Morpheus: MagicJack, is it the ONE?
Neo: I thought I was the ONE!!
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morpheus: Neo your faster than the magicjack, I dont care what customer service told you!, do you think this is air your breathing?
help! I am running out of USB ports!!!!!!!!
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Neo: Customer service told me that I would be able to port over to the real world real soon, yes, real soon! :lol:
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Morpheus: Neo "soon" in this matrix is diffrent than "soon" in the magicjack matrix.

Neo: Morpheus will I ever get to see Zion?

Morpheus: only the oracle working in the magicjack matrix has the answer.
help! I am running out of USB ports!!!!!!!!
Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
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Morpheus: Neo! I think we have an update, go towards the blue light and wait for the update to load.

Neo: How long will I have to wait?

Morpheus: not long I hope, soon Neo, soon.

Agent smith: You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson
help! I am running out of USB ports!!!!!!!!
Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
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Post by Gerry_52 »

"I would think you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and wisdom." "I bring you the knowledge of soon"

Ummm...wrong movie!
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Gerry_52, that sounds like the start of another good spoof for MJ forum. :lol:
help! I am running out of USB ports!!!!!!!!
Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
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Morpheus: Neo we finally have an area code for you "soon" is finally here, go towards the blue light and make sure you use 10 digits when dialing out, good luck Neo.

Neo: Thank you Morpheus!
help! I am running out of USB ports!!!!!!!!
Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
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Post by gnimsh »

What good is a magicjack if you cannot speak? *blocks all your calls*
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